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Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head.
Q: Why do cows lie down in the rain?
A: To keep each udder dry.
Q: What goes boo boo boo?
A: cow with a blocked nose.
Q: What goes 'oooooooooooooooh!'?
A: A cow with no lips.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What do you get when you put a cow on a trampoline?
A: A milk shake.
Q: Where do cows go for a night out?
A: To the Mooooo-
Q: How do cows subtract?
A: With a cow-
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, sheep, and a goat?
A: The milky baa kid!!!
Q: What goes oom oom?
A: A cow walking backwards.
Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical chairs.
Q: Why did the milking stool have only two legs?
A: Because the cow had the udder one.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef
Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had
its baby?
A: Decalfinated
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd.
Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands.
Q: When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?
A: When it is pasture bedtime.
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