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Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A: A pat on the head.

Q: Why do cows lie down in the rain?

A: To keep each udder dry.

Q: What goes boo boo boo?

A: cow with a blocked nose.

Q: What goes 'oooooooooooooooh!'?

A: A cow with no lips.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: What do you get when you put a cow on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake.

Q: Where do cows go for a night out?

A: To the Mooooo-vies

Q: How do cows subtract?

A: With a cow-culator

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, sheep, and a goat?

A: The milky baa kid!!!

Q: What goes oom oom?

A: A cow walking backwards.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?

A: Moosical chairs.

Q: Why did the milking stool have only two legs?

A: Because the cow had the udder one.

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bull-dozer

Q:  What do you call a cow with no front legs?

A:  Lean Beef

Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

A:  Ground beef

Q:  What do you call a cow who just recently had    

    its baby?

A:  Decalfinated

Q:  What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A:  An udder failure.

Q:  What do you call a grumpy cow?

A:  Moo-dy

Q:  What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?

A:  Laughing stock.

Q:  What happened to the lost cattle?

A:  Nobody's herd.

Q:  What newspaper do cows read?

A:  The Daily Moos.

Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because the farmer had cold hands.

Q: When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?

A: When it is pasture bedtime.

Cow Jokes!

For Daniel and Jamie!