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If you write in the dust, please don’t date it!
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
I am a woman of all moods, and they all require chocolate!
When the going gets tough, the tough get chocolate!
Promise me anything, but give me chocolate!
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate!!
If at first you don’t succeed, have a chocolate!
A day without coffee is like night . . you sleep through it!

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Winnie the Pooh

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie the Pooh

Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today, ‘cos if you liked doing it today, you can do it again tomorrow!

There’s nothing better than a good friend,
Except a good friend with chocolate!

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Milton Berle

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong

Thirty – five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen


Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.  Maryon Pearson

Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself!

Grandchildren are your reward for not strangling your teenagers.

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."  Charles M. Schulz

“At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”  Ann Landers   

“Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's really where you wish they were.”

Your birthday came, Your birthday went, Here’s the card I should
have sent!

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian...
If it did, standing in a garage would make you a mechanic.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.  Mae West

"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'"

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you."

- Winston Churchill

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

"Fun is good."

- Dr Seuss


Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

Kurt Cobain

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